Our beauty editor will be chatting to the Queen of the Jungle all about her makeup regime and the products she just couldn't live without.
Unfortunately Helen must act fast, for it is only a matter of time before she is consumed by the degenerate heathen celebrity culture, and ruins her looks with a set of crappy bolt-on titties and nasty coke habit.
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Since its debut on the hungover, bloodshot-eyed Animal House scene, we've all been victim to a ''Frank the Tank! She got naked and rolled around in the mud in At Play in the Fields of the Lord, and she's similarly fearless in a scene here where she surprises a hot-tubbing Jack Nicholson by stepping into the Jacuzzi au naturel.
While Godard rapidly changes the color of the light — making us aware of the manipulated, air-brushed, artificial nature of screen goddesses — costar Michel Piccoli enumerates Bardot's physical attributes in a literary device known as blason, gleefully mixing high and low culture.
Yes if Helen is to have any shot at living a blissful and fulfilling life getting her sin holes slammed by enormous Muslim man meat then she must immediately submit herself to the nearest Mosque.